In Which Amy Wanders... and is NOT Lost. Really. (Myspace Blog)

What I did on My Summer Vacation.

Um... Its not summer. It was a weekend. yeah...I mean on my weekend vacation.

Wait - I worked. On my weekend workcation.

But it was a conference... and those are kinda fun....

What I did on my Fun Workend Confcation.
by : ME.

Um... how do I start these things again? ? ? Oh, yeah...
Once upon a time.... no. Thats a fairy tale.

Dear Mr. Clithbolt... doh! Letter. This is not a letter...

Name: Hendricks, Amy E. Age... Argh! Thats a form!

I am never going to get this blog written....

*sigh*

*stare out window*

*twiddle thumbs*

*make funny noises with mouth*

Wow... I'm slightly bored. Wonder if I can write now...

Friends....

Hey! That's a pretty good start! I like that! Yeah, Amy, you totally rock!

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Um... where exactly were you going with this?
...you could say something random... like...

Pickles.

No. that's dumb. And sounds like hija. Who is 14. Its not dumb when you are 14. YOU are 32. Act your age, for christsakes! Freaking dumb... everyone is going to think this is the dumbest blog ever! Crap. Crapcrapcrap.

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Fuck it. Noone reads this stupid blog anyway.

(And that is why there has been so little posted on my prolific blog. By the way... I DID actually have a conference... in Albuquerque this last weekend... it was so fun, thanks to Andre and Lila for putting me up... and I actually touched base with many an old friend. Yay me! Believe it or not, I really do miss blogging with you all!)

In Which Amy Just Says... (Myspace Blog)

There is a carnival ride...

You stand against a padded wall and there are bars to grab onto, but you are not strapped in at all. You are a small piece of a large pie - there are many others around you in a circle. You spin - faster, faster... and the floor falls away and there is nothing under you at all. Then the pie spins on its side and you just have to trust that you won't fall out - that some force of nature will be enough to hold you in.

Today the floor fell away.

In Which Amy's Clock is Ticking... (Myspace Blog)

Ok, I've already slid down the spiral into video degradation, I might as well share another. I promise no more.

Stephen sent this to me...

Why is it that I identify so much with this ad?!? Babies everywhere!!! (It must be my mother... or my age... or, I don't know, something.)

In Which Amy Sees Stigmata... (Myspace Blog)

I don't know how it happened... I wasn't actually looking... but I found this. And I NEVER post videos, so you KNOW this has to be beeping hilarious.

You have to watch it before you read on. Trust me, it gets better!

Army of Pandas - Stigmata On

Check out this funny sketch from the Army of Pandas! Stigmata On

Oh my god!!!

And even funnier... I watched it, then drug Hija out of her bedroom. She watched and, halfway through the clip, said "Is that a tampon?" I think I died! Oh god oh god... I'm still laughing.