In Which Amy Has an Adventure... (2) (Myspace Blog)

Adventure 2
The Quest for the Free Loo

1. If you call it a bathroom, people look at you funny. It's not a bathroom - its a loo.

2. Using a public loo is not a free experience.

3. Just because an establishment (such as a 'pub') has a loo, does not mean that you can use it. For free, that is.

4. When you look panicked because someone asks you for 20 p (pence) to use the loo, it is a dead giveaway that you are NOT BRITISH.

5. Walking does not reduce the need to use the loo.

6. Sometimes, a coffee shop is a nice place... especially when they have a free loo. Makes you want to buy chai. Unless they don't have any.

7. Loo doors DO lock. Just because silly American girls can't figure out HOW to lock the loo door does not mean that they don't.

8. Murphy's Law dictates that, the one time that said silly American girl does not lock the loo door, someone WILL walk in.

9. Blushing looks the same, no matter if you are British or American. I know. I saw.

Coming soon...

Adventure 3
The Day of Comedy (and not much else.)