Mind Reading...

Amy: Hey, baby... I know what we can do tonight!

Stephen: *leans over.* Whisper, whisper, whisper.

Amy: *blush*

Stephen: Am I right?

Amy: *no response*

Stephen: Am I? You just don't want to answer me because I'm right. Because I'm a mind reader.

Amy: Am I that easy to read?

Stephen: Yes

Amy: Can any...?

Stephen: *interrupts* Only those who are very observant. Besides, you derive great pleasure from me knowing what you are going to say all the time. Don't you?

Amy: *nod* Then why haven't...?

Stephen: *interrupts* Because.

I hate it when he sees right through me. And I love it.

(And any of you with your head in the gutter... SHAME ON YOU! )