In case you were wondering...

... I am exhausted to my bones.















That is all.

Since my week been awful...

... and my first week of teaching in the UK has been horrid, and have had nothing at all to laugh about, and am far too busy to give you all the details and would really like to be able to say something positive when I finally do give you all the details, and because Dar, Dan, and my Mom have all wanted me to say something rather than nothing, I thought I would instead share the only thing that has made me laugh this week.

So laugh, darn you.


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Just saying...

I HAVE been writing... tomorrow I do not work so I might have time to transfer writing from paper to blog.

Consider it a date!

Playing with words

Unfortunately, I didn't write these, but in the spirit of all the writing I'm doing, it seems appropriate.

A Few Punnies...

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.

Atheism the only non prophet organisation.

Seven days without water makes one weak.

When making whipped cream churn it a little longer, it’s butter that way.

Puns are for younger readers, not for groan adults!

Dyslexic Devil Worshippers sell their souls to Santa.

Two hunters saw a sign while driving which said, “Bear Left,” so they went home.

The mushroom is always the life of the party because he is such a fungi.

Ever hear of Mothers Against Dyslexia? They call themselves DAM.

Protons are positively sure they are not electrons.

A pun is a rare medium well-done.