Playing with words

Unfortunately, I didn't write these, but in the spirit of all the writing I'm doing, it seems appropriate.

A Few Punnies...

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.

Atheism the only non prophet organisation.

Seven days without water makes one weak.

When making whipped cream churn it a little longer, it’s butter that way.

Puns are for younger readers, not for groan adults!

Dyslexic Devil Worshippers sell their souls to Santa.

Two hunters saw a sign while driving which said, “Bear Left,” so they went home.

The mushroom is always the life of the party because he is such a fungi.

Ever hear of Mothers Against Dyslexia? They call themselves DAM.

Protons are positively sure they are not electrons.

A pun is a rare medium well-done.