In Which Amy Gets Propositioned.... (Myspace Blog)

As you all know, I do not usually post twice in one day... but this was so amusing to me that I have to share... This is an IM I got today, just a minute ago, here on myspace. I'm deleting personal information, since this is not about demeaning someone. Read it. Then go and read my profile. Then come back and read it again. There is a lesson here, kids... read a person's profile before you send a message. Make sure that you are asking for something that is humanly possible. (And make sure you spell words correctly... you have time before you hit send.) (Bold words are my accentuation - parts I thought were VERY funny...) Hello, How are u doing Today and How is work and everything and the weather.I hope ur doing great and having a great fun over there.Im Xxxxx by name ,But my friends call me XX,I love a woman that says her mind and a good listner and i thats really do shows a sign of true love.I love to play games checkers,.Pool and chess.I love to party yea sure..Love to dance and wine..you know..I'm a fun person and i love enjoy the good things in life.I love to travel on vacation and sightseeing.I want a future woman of Good Faith,honest God Fearing,Loyal,Friendly,Sensit ive,Reasonable,A lady that would be able to Understands when in Love.I would love a woman that would be able to love unconditionally and very conservative and caring and knows the right time for a man to be love..I would love to have a chat with you and know more abut you Okay..If you cant view my picture ,I promised to send it to your mail okay..Here is my contact adds ...xxxxxxx_006@yahoo.co.uk ..Alright..Waiting for your sonnest reply,,,I would love to caht coz am online now on the yahoo chat Im Okay..My Yahoo screen name is ''''XXXXXXX_006"""'... Have fun abd stay Bless. XX And he thinks I am going to meet his needs?!? Raise your hand if it is obvious to you that he has no clue about me...